.........Well met, traveller....... I am Sargallath Abraxium, devoted Crazy-Ass Wemic Barbarian / Spokesperson for the Coconut Clan...... In the Never-ending Battle between the Honorable Coconut Clan and the Evil BillGatesinator and his Unholy Army of European Sparrows and Easthaven Squirrels, Tri-C Artifacts of great power were created........ Now, thanks to the generousity of its members under the leadership of our all-knowing, all-seeing "Godfather", the late Elvis of Lac Dinneshire, these powerful creations can be yours.........All these .ZIPs come with .txt files for help with importation into IWD and a basic description of the item. And remember,....... "They may take our lives,....but they'll never take........... OUR COCONUTS!!!".........................Why are you still reading this???.................The Sacred Vault has a plethera of the Clans greatest creations...............Go get yourself some!!!!!!!......................HELLO?!?!?!.....................GO!!!!!!..................Stop with the damn reading and start with the downloading!!!!!!!!!!.......................Man, some people are SOOOO clueless!!!!!!..........................GO DOWNLOAD SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!................................Some people's children, I tell ya!!!!!!.............................

The Coconut Clan's Sacred Vault of Wonders